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ha, good luck, i dont like going near my front door so wont be opening it :P

Yes! it is National Pick On A Craig Day, and your the only Craig i know (apart from my cousin, who doesn't answer messages, so you have to do )

im getting rid of the leather, i cannot stress how much i hate leather, the only thing its good for is the fact i slide on it to make swinging my legs in and out of the car easier. other then that yuk!!! i do that,, but i blame my medication

yeah still need to locate locks, and i know i have to find time to rip pipes out the pug! fun NOT haha i love it! @Krzys you dont know how many times i have issued the words 'its french do i have to! can't i just set it alight instead!!?? hmm washing hair? yeah i can do that, something female and unimportant, well, im gonna need suggestions on this haha headache, well i have bad hips so il use that excuse instead and i like the ignoring his MA to annoy craig now im gonna run before craig hunts me down

no dads clio still needs the door locks, my car will take as long as it takes lol. the peugeot is trying to find out what is causing the back pressure as still haven't sussed the stupid thing! and your car does not do everything it is told!

damn didnt think that would work, worth a try though? lol!! il put it on the list of cars i have to fix it goes as follows 1)dads clio 2my mb 3 a peugeot 4) your MA

haha nope i am a muppet ! my daddy however was called a lot worse then a muppet! i did make him buy me a new engine, and put a TD engine in a straight diesel so i kinda got a good deal out of it lol. if ya want a laugh he phoned me up one night at 11pm he was 160 miles away, turned round n said 'my car aint working, i have no lights or nothing, i found a bit of metal on the road, il put it in the car, to show you i have no idea if it is off my car though', im like hmm ok so what do u want me to do about it?? he said 'well fix it? i just have to try n get home (turns out he found out he had breakdown cover he didnt know he had lol!) so anyway he manages to get towed home, phones me up, i go down to look he hands me this lump of metal, and says 'is it off my car what is it??' turns out his alternator went and the lump of metal was the cog lol! so lil me had to fix it. now the funny thing is (to those who think im dissing me daddy or anyone for not knowing anything) is he used to own his own garage years ago and so is a mechanic! i can only blame old age lol i have leather seats atm so it washing off easily!

ha knew that was coming, i'm suddenly not a mechanic anymore, i don't know the first thing about cars, honest!!

lol i am a muppet and a bloody cute one lmao!! i may even get to sit in it this weekend, oooh the possibilities lol!! and no craig u may not because my car isnt on the road - well not by me anyway lol!!

blimey!! lol

i like the idea of that!! haha i'm not that bad i have pretty good self control. just my emotions are a bit more intense then an average person! anyhow back to my car haha!! parts finally going on at the weekend (fingers crossed) my lovely daddy was driving the car while his clutch was being done and now its missing the stupid black trim by the window on the drivers side he claimed and i quote 'i was driving down the road and it just flew off' so i asked him why he didn't go back for it! lol (take in mind this is someone who blew up one of my cars and completely seized the whole engine because she overheated and cut out to save herself and dad was like no start ya twat, and then proceeded to phone me up, telling me he had broken down about 20 miles away at 11pm while im like yeah great one cheers lol. its a bloody good job i love him lol!!! i STILL havent sat in the thing yet. however i am told it needs a clean, it needs new wipers, it needs air in the tyres, lol. so hopefully i shall be updating this thread with pictures on sunday/monday

it was just a little bit deaded!!! least its all sorted now

I have issues with my temper, i have to take myself out of the situation, i was in the middle of a business park, with a lot of anger, and people it wouldn't of gone down too well if anyone tried to approach me lol.

well the first time it was slightly bumped into the trailer, the 2nd time, i was angry and it was either reversing into a trailer or going forwards n hitting a person lol! i took my chances with the trailer haha

Yups that's the ones the tow bar, aka rear sensor will work much more effectively then the beeping my focus does lol

Yup it be used to tow a car, probably a caravan and gives people another excuse to phone me at 3am needing something lol! Also gives something to hit when twonks get up arse instead of taking out my back end lol. Car is gonna be modified but has to be totally practical for every day needs

haha well it brightens an average conversation up then!

Looking good

and why would that be? lol

I like the way you think Tom!

yup i know cheers

Hey thanks all a mate crashed it, said it was just worth stripping because of the labour involved to fix it (lol), all it needs is a wing, crash bar, headlight, bumper, slam panel and door. the chassis itself is fine, so is all the mechanical works (bar from tracking as thats been knocked out) had new brakes has we fitted them before he crashed it (and no the brakes weren't to blame!! ) yeah first plan is to locate some cloth front seats and rip all the leather seats out not only do i hate leather, but can sell the front n back easier all together. the back is being stripped out, boarded and being made suitable for a sub in a reinforced metal cage with my amp and for my adorable (huge) puppy. The wheels are going black, will be locating a splitter and possibly skirts. will be getting rid of the wood trim inside the car and either putting normal black in or getting it wrapped in something groovy, engines gonna be tidied up with the usual, air filter, colouration, new hoses, Adding a few braces (as many as possibly!) not just for the car handling and stability but to also accommodate the fact there is going to be a 45kg+ dog in the back, Will be lowered, but not stupidly because im disabled and i still need to be able to get in and out of it. and the dog will lower it for me lol! Tow bar is staying (bit of a story behind that one but i'l be needing it) general tidying it all up, getting the paintwork looking great, color coding bits as n where. that's as far as i have got for now. the main priority will be getting the smashing up bits sorted, and getting the back kitted out for the dog lol.

Finally, This be my MB4 1.6 yep its beat up, cost me £200 and parts are already on order to fix it. it speaks for itself at the moment, got a few plans for what i wanna do to it

he's the same with wheels, he gets bored easily lol! he wouldn't have half the stuff he has now, its all thanks to my paypal account lol!!

yeah a lot still being a bit of an understatement - it looks how my car went when the back end was s**gged lol.