Brill topic!
Well, spookily similar to you, but my best is my deck (the spirit lives on...), and my worst was a J reg 1.6 cavalier....
Looked pretty much like this...
A £300 death trap of a car that I bought after killing my eg with a signpost, and did 350 miles a week in until the MOT tester condemned it.
I'll take a photo of the fail sheet tomorrow